Thoughts for the night

"BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion" (pbs) 01/16/2014 at 20:45 • Filed to: None

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If we're living on the verge of planetary collapse, I see no better way to go than ripping through hellfire in a fucking Vette.

Seriously.

Brian Silvestro > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 01/16/2014 at 20:52

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Nothing would make me say "Fuck yeah, America" more sincerely than a Corvette ripping through an empty countryside road.

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Brian Silvestro 01/16/2014 at 20:54

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On fire. With metal playing on the background. Damnit, I was born in the wrong damn country.

Joe_Limon > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 01/16/2014 at 20:56

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On another note, the Corvette gets better fuel economy then my base 2009 impreza.

Brian Silvestro > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 01/16/2014 at 20:56

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So much patriotic imagery! I've heard Brazil is a pretty awesome place nowadays, it can't be all bad

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Joe_Limon 01/16/2014 at 20:58

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And my Fiat Tipo Sedicivalvole...

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Brian Silvestro 01/16/2014 at 21:00

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Nope, it totally is, I swear on my good name :p

Seriously, though, it's a lousy place to be a car enthusiast, probably one of the worst. When cars are all you care about, that's a major setback.

Brian Silvestro > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 01/16/2014 at 21:01

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Damn! You have to become a corrupt politician. I hear they make a lot of money or something. Have you seen Fast Five?

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Brian Silvestro 01/16/2014 at 21:05

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Yep, I have, and it's true they do... Which is moot because they pay for everything with taxpayer's money, haha...

Too bad I have way too much morals to become one. And not enough connections.

oldirtybootz > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 01/16/2014 at 21:25

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It drives me insane when people who aren't into cars write about cars all matter-of-factly.

"The cars all looked cool, ready to drive through a ring of fire. But they also looked like overgrown Hot Wheels. The car business needs a Corvette, my colleagues argue. It needs a Mustang. But it doesn’t, really. As fun as they might be to drive around a racetrack, those are cars from a semi-glorious automotive past that cannot be regained."

Wtf, what?? This is basically a "fuck you" to the enthusiast. I want to rant about it but I can't even form a coherent retort. Just fuck this guy.

"I’d much prefer to live in a world where most people owned (or leased, or shared) small, self-driving vehicles that run on alternative energy."

I'd prefer if you stuck to writing about yoga and never spoke about cars again. Enjoy your Leaf, twat.

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > oldirtybootz 01/16/2014 at 21:46

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My thoughts exactly! Nevermind the whole environmental focus, writing that kind of stuff is just plain disrespectful to the people who work and enjoy those cars.

Personally, I'd much rather live in a world where all the music is rock, because my opinion is clearly superior to everyone else's who happens to enjoy something different, amirite? Fuck that guy.

oldirtybootz > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 01/16/2014 at 22:52

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It makes me want to do burnouts on his lawn in my 41mpg compact for added irony.